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You Know you are a mom when:

You spend 20 minutes in a line just to get your kids a animal balloon

You let your child race matchbox cars all over your body just so you can nap

You don’t watch the news or made for TV movies for fear of hearing something bad happening to children

Willingly smell not only your child’s diaper but other people’s children’s diapers to determine where a particular smell is coming from

Let your kids watch more TV then you ever thought you would just so you can get soem peace and quiet or a shower

Judge other mothers because it makes you feel better about what kind of mother you care (c’mon you know you do it!)

Watch the clock until it is your child’s bedtime then you miss them 30 minutes later

Now you finish this sentence “You know you are a Mom when……..”

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3 Responses to “Moms”

  1. Kakie Says:

    You know you are a mom when you realize you no longer have a first and last name. Instead, you are “Isaiah’s mom”

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