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Twitter moms and Parents Connect are having a fun contest about Momfinitions. You know what momfinitions are, they are parenting terms that may or may not have caught on with the rest of the world.
Here are mine:

Mom Date [mom date] verb- to go out with other moms and talk about mom like things
“I would really like to clean these dishes but I have a mom date I am looking forward to with Stacy at 4pm.”

Twincident [ba-bo-bed]-noun- An accident involving twins.
“I am sorry you bumped head with each other, it was just a twincident”

Suburban Momporn-[sub-er-ban mom porn]-noun- Any magazine or website that is about food, recipes or anything culinary related.
“It is the beginning of the month, the mail man should be delivering my suburban mom porn soon!”

WWWee [W W wee] verb- the action of trying to wrestle your toddler to put on a new diaper or his shoes.
“Wow! That WWE session left me with a bruise and perhaps a minor concussion but he has his shoes on!”

Toynando [toy-na-do] verb- what your house looks like after 11am.
“I will help you with your homework after I clean up the toynado in the living room!”

So those are mine and I would love to read yours, I hope you will leave your favorite momfinitions in the comments!

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Posted in General, Parenting on July 15th, 2009

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3 Responses to “Momfinitions”

  1. Eric Says:
    July 15th, 2009 at 1:27 pm

    These are the funniest terms ever. I love this blog… Great work and very informative.

  2. Kristi Says:
    July 17th, 2009 at 6:26 pm

    That’s so funny! And scarily TRUE!

  3. hallie Says:
    July 22nd, 2009 at 1:39 am

    twincident and toynado are two of the best momfinitions ive heard yet!

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