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Funny Things Kids Say

by Erinn

We are overly anxious to see R poop because of what we hope is the impending arrival of the ball.

She said she needed to do poopy after her nap this afternoon and asked if I could come in and se eif the ball will come out.

I couldn’t be more thrilled.

Then she proceeded to pass gas and tell me “Mom, my hiney sounds like a honker nose!”
“yes” I replied.
Thinking this was the most hysterical thing she has ever heard, she calls her brother in and then repeats what she said to L.
“wow, that is cool R” L says
“yes! High five!!” R says to L

Me? I am just cracking up in the corner.

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Posted in General on January 14th, 2007

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  1. DD Says:
    January 14th, 2007 at 12:48 pm

    Make sure to have a magnet on hand to “scan” the poop with. It surely has to be easier than using a spoon to find an elusive penny!

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